Australia Day - a day where we commemorate the first settlement of Australia. Where we celebrate all things Australian.
To be honest, I wish I was more patriotic. Because I’m not. I enjoy a national day of celebration but as I looked at a beer garden full of drunk bogans chanting Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie I thought. BLUGH.
As I live in a free country I am going to tell you what I don’t love about Australia.
- Australians cockiness when it comes to sporting event. I actually like it when we lose.
- Australians who have never left the country proclaiming that we are the greatest county in the world. If you have seen some of the world, you are in a valid position to make this claim. If you have not been further away than Hamilton Island that you are not.
- The heat and the hot hot sun. Makes the months from November – March unbearable to go outside.
- Pollen. There is too many evil pollens and grasses that make me sneeze and itch.
- The millions of insects that insist on biting me and then make me itch.
Happy Australia Day
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