Monday, March 8, 2010

A Letter


Dear Potential Suitors,

When attempting to court me online would it kill you to learn how to spell?

If you ever wish to have the privilege of seeing me naked, you had better learn how to speak properly.  For example ‘I don’t no’ is quite obviously incorrect, and there are clearly monkeys in darkest Africa more intelligent than you. 

Whilst I am more than happy to partake in the occasional LOL, I’d prefer to use correct words in conversation.

I would find you much more attractive if you chose to do so.

Kind Regards,

Miss Ginger

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