Dear terrorists of all nationalities,
So Osama is now dead, and I’m sure that you’ll somehow want to revenge his passing.
May I please ask a small favour? I’m sure you are not aware that I am a very nervous flyer. Petrified in the best of conditions, I’d really appreciate it if you don’t make any threats or plans to destroy planes (specifically Royal Brunei Airways), airports (Brunei, Dubai, Brisbane or Heathrow), or the city I am relocating to (London). Your assistance would be very much appreciated in this matter.
Kind Regards,
Miss Ginger
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