My Dad sent me this in an email chain, and I found is so truthful I though I would post it here xxx
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense ,
who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was,
since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He
will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing
when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
-
Life isn't always fair;
- and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense
lived by simple, sound financial policies
(don't spend more than you can
earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in
charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned
but overbearing regulations were set in place.
Reports of a 6-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from
school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding
an unruly student, only
worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost
ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves
had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined
even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer
sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a
student became pregnant and wanted to have an
abortion.
Common Sense
lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals
received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a
beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and
the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the
will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee
was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge
settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth
and Trust, by his wife, Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by
his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My
Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim
Not
many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
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