Today I went for a bikini wax for the first time in approximately 2 years.
As an Eastern European woman skillfully plucked and tugged at my lady parts, I pondered what a strange sort of thing it is to have done. I mean, clearly the cave woman didn’t have access to warm wax – and I’m sure that the cavemen didn’t mind one bit.
But today, the general consensus is that bush is bad. I mean fair enough, no man wants to get a a few stray hairs in their teeth when pleasuring their woman, but why all the way? I’ve heard that it makes you more sensitive when doing the deed, but quiet frankly, that area is sensitive enough as it is.
Why the fascination of a perfectly bare hoo-ha? How is a pre-pubescent bald area sexier than a well maintained thatch of hair? Please enlighten me! Because this is pain I’m not entirely sure I can bear to go through again.
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