I’ve seen a seismic shift in my attitude towards practical
clothing. Usually, sequined heels, short dresses and impractical skirts leave
me a wanton woman, eagerly whoring around my debit card from shop to shop.
However, lately I have become disturbingly sensible in my
choices of clothing. For example, I have recently frequented the Mountain
Warehouse to purchase zip off cargo pants in a lightweight, breathable, quick
drying material (to make them seem more cool, I’m calling them adventure
pants).
I’ve also purchased a water resistant, wind proof jacket. The last pair of shoes I tried on were waterproof walking boots with an awesome grip.
I’ve also purchased a water resistant, wind proof jacket. The last pair of shoes I tried on were waterproof walking boots with an awesome grip.
What has happened to me? I feel like a little part of me has
died inside. Is this the first step on the road that will end up with me
wearing tracksuit pants in public?
Heaven forbid such a day should come! Steps must be taken to
immediately rectify my current situation. And I shall therefore be visiting
H&M on my lunch break.
Count yourself lucky that you can buy practical clothes! For men there's only a handful of clothes shops that sell normal, down to earth clothing. All the rest of it is junk made for the shoreditch hipster brigade like over-the-head cardigans with baggy necks, or shirts with hoods. Why does a shirt need a hood?? (Answer: It doesn't)
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