Dear Father,
I’d like to confess I have broken many of the mortal sins today, lust, gluttony, sloth, envy, pride. All of which have been brought on by watching ‘The Towering Inferno’.
I am lusting after a young Paul Newman, because quite frankly PHWOAR. I am being lazy (sloth) and have barely moved of the couch, unless it was to be a fatty fatty pig (gluttony) when I really was supposed to go to the dance studio for some pole dancing practice. Not to mention I am incredible envious of of the people in the TV commercial who have a Magic Bullet! That thing makes frozen cocktails in it’s own individual glasses.. Seriously! Wow!
I will be sure to say the appropriate amount of Hail Mary’s and have a glass of wine to ensure my salvation
Miss Ginger
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