Today I took another inevitable step into adulthood.
I have my very first pair of glasses.
Having squinted at my computer screen for the last few years I went and got my eyes tested. The optometrist was a rather handsome young man who I flirted with very badly until I had to concentrate on what he was saying rather then the image of him having his way with me in the optometrist's chair.
One thing led to another and I got a prescription for some computer and reading spectacles. They are, according to my best mate Hawkeye, “thick and geeky and cool looking”.
I’m rather pleased with them and with them on I feel I can write highly intellectual prose that will delight all. Almost like I have a secret identity.
Now.. to work out what my superpower will be…
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