Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Easy Tiger


One man is dominating the gossip columns at the moment.  Tiger Woods. There is only one word for him – douche-bag.

The latest in the saga is that a 10th woman has come out of the woodworks.. this time a porn actress.  Classy Tiger, real classy. But not as classy as lady number 5 – Jamie Jungers, 25, of Trashy Girls Lingerie. 

In a statement Woods apologies for his “transgressions”.  I’d hardly call banging 10 women and flying them around the world a transgression.  I’d call it a prime example of fuckwittage and a man with an ego the size of China who has no respect for his family, friends or his marriage vows. 

Not to mention his wife, Elin Nordegren, is quite frankly smoking hot.  It leads me to ask the question asked by millions of women all over the world.  Why do men cheat? 

Finding out your partner has cheated on you is the biggest punch in the gut.  It knocks the wind out of you.  That someone you trust and love doesn’t have enough respect to keep his dick in his pants. And what I think is the worst, is the foolishness you feel.  You didn’t do anything wrong, and yet you still feel shameful and foolish and can’t face your friends, who half the time know all about it. 

I’m almost ashamed to say that this scandal has me hooked, and I'm sure we haven’t heard the end of it.  He’d definitely not out of the Woods yet..

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