Packing Conversations #2

Ma: Your not keeping that are you?

Me: This is my sexy Dorothy outfit from The Vale’s “What did you want to be when you grew up party”

Ma: raises eyebrows

Me: You never know when fancy dress will come in handy

Ma: raises eyebrows

Ma: What is that on it?

Me: Hmmm. Jack Daniels stains most likely.

Ma: shakes head in dismay

Verdict: Op Shop it is.